it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
do herpes really smell.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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