that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Let's paint friendship bongs
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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