i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
