if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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