Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
Randomize
