I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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