I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
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