I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
no you cant smoke seaweed
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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