It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
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