doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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