I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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