he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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