is your mom at the bar?
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
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