dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished�
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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