Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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