so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Randomize
