i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
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