how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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