how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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