4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
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