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(925): View more from California

Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead

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(+27): View more from South Africa

This girl is more easily done than said...

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(914): View more from New York

Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.

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(443): View more from Maryland

This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.

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(214): View more from Texas

Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

I'm off the liquor

(1-403): View more from Alberta, CA

You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick

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(360): View more from Washington

He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

Someone signed my nipple.

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