he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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