please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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