Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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