I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.�
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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