I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
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