it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
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