Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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