you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
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