I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
