I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
The Olympian is in my bed
Oh god it's open bar.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
Randomize
