Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
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