i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
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