Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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