I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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