Non-Jews are for practice
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
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