I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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