you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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