idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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