Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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