I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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