we're blogging at a bar
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
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