Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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