That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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