I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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