This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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