GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Randomize
