do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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