But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
True strength comes from lack of pants
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
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