Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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